The Flash Point of Vaseline

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Friday, September 29, 2006

Other random sex toys I came across in pursuit of Blow Job Pads




The Driller Killer F**k machine
Ideal for those who have no friends and very long arms.
Cyclic rate: 30 - 250 revs per minute.

bargain @ £499.99

The Humilator
Basil's cousin - a bog brush on a gag?
Amazing value at $149.98
Bristles: 1255, Best Nylon

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